[root@condor]# cat /proc/meminfo | grep AboutMe
Scanning memory banks for self-description protocols...
AboutMe_Total: 1024 kB AboutMe_Available: 0 kB // Oops, still compiling my thoughts! AboutMe_Cached: 1024 kB // Lots of potential, currently buffering... Shy_Factor: 99% // Working on reducing this value. Funny_Compiler: pending // ETA: TBD Tech_Stack: loaded // That part's ready, at least. Status: Segmentation fault (core dumped)... Just kidding! Or am I? This page is currently undergoing a major refactoring. Check back soon after the next deployment cycle!