[root@condor]# cat /proc/meminfo | grep AboutMe

Scanning memory banks for self-description protocols...

AboutMe_Total:       1024 kB
AboutMe_Available:      0 kB  // Oops, still compiling my thoughts!
AboutMe_Cached:    1024 kB  // Lots of potential, currently buffering...
Shy_Factor:         99%     // Working on reducing this value.
Funny_Compiler:     pending // ETA: TBD
Tech_Stack:        loaded   // That part's ready, at least.

Status: Segmentation fault (core dumped)... Just kidding! 
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